captain-snark:

this is how disability works in america

lianedegrenade:

dogs are like i will lay down and huff sadly while staring balefully at you until you feel guilty and give me food. cats are like hey mom oh nice cereal don’t mind if i do! with their little criminal faces already in your fucking bowl

exobiologist:

onesinnerzerostandards:

MY PAPAYAS

a crime of passion

lloonlloon:

hitmewithcute:

Am I the good boy? Really??

I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string

rightfully-southern:

This still fucking cracks me up

3-ducks-in-a-trenchcoat:

winston-wilson:

2020 be like, is it saturday tomorrow or is it june